Green fog in the hotel workout room

Stop the presses. I just returned from the workout room and there is big news. First, VH-1's 1980's viewer top 100 songs is da' bomb of bombs!! Wow, that was one of the quickest trainer workouts ever. 1.5 hours in a snap. What a strange decade of music! Some awesome transcendent music and some music that goes in the file with "Afternoon Delight".

I did run into one snag. This is an airport hotel adjacent to Miami International and it has an international clientèle. Well there was an incident...I reported to my wife from my Blackberry:

To:	"Jeanne Anderson"
Subject:	Smelly Indian dudes (turban)
From:	"Darrell Anderson" Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
Date:	Thu, 8 Nov 2007 01:07:04 +0000

I just gotta tell someone.  I am sharing the
workout room with two of
the smelliest dudes ever!  I mean it.
They put those HSC kids to shame.
Where's my Resolve when I need it.
Darrell Anderson

To:	"Jeanne Anderson"
Subject:	They're next to me now
From:	"Darrell Anderson" Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
Date:	Thu, 8 Nov 2007 01:08:43 +0000

Momma help me!  What is going on here?
Do they wear curry or eat it?
Darrell Anderson

To:	"Jeanne Anderson"
Subject:	Great God does it ever stink in here!!!!!!!!!!!
From:	"Darrell Anderson" Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
Date:	Thu, 8 Nov 2007 01:34:50 +0000

Darrell Anderson

To:	"Jeanne Anderson"
Subject:	Their hairy smellier buddy just walked in
From:	"Darrell Anderson" Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
Date:	Thu, 8 Nov 2007 01:39:22 +0000

Darrell Anderson

From:	"Jean Anderson" View Contact Details Add Mobile Alert
To:	dander10@yahoo.com
Subject:	Re: Their hairy smellier buddy just walked in
Date:	Wed, 7 Nov 2007 21:27:16 -0500

how's the stink fest?

To:	"Jeanne Anderson"
Subject:	Re: Their hairy smellier buddy just walked in
From:	"Darrell Anderson" Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
Date:	Thu, 8 Nov 2007 02:35:32 +0000

Oh my...I'm in the ER right now. Doc says I blew
out an olfactory gland or something like that...I dunno.
The hazmat team is in there right now hosing the
place down. They've placed "Bio-Hazard" signs up on the
door and have a guard from the EPA standing watch. Word is NIH
and the Center For Disease Control is getting involved.
I'll call when I get outta here. 

From:	"Jean Anderson" View Contact Details Add Mobile Alert
To:	dander10@yahoo.com
Subject:	Re: Their hairy smellier buddy just walked in
Date:	Wed, 7 Nov 2007 21:44:05 -0500

RAOFLOL

To:	"Jeanne Anderson"
Subject:	Re: Their hairy smellier buddy just walked in
From:	"Darrell Anderson" Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
Date:	Thu, 8 Nov 2007 02:53:45 +0000

Funny for you maybe. Let's see how you function with
a blown olfactory gland and singed eyebrows.